Конкурс "Стань поэтом - сочини лимерик!"

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 There was in March a cat concert “Fine”,

All wanted to sing "Old lang syne".

Singers fought all night,

Murka was very bright!

She shouted loudly: “The song will be mine!”

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There lived a pussycat in the box,

Who bloomed like a rare phlox.

Her residence was very cosy,

He planned to bloom like a rosy,

No human is happy to have such a box!

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There was a cat, thinking about the meaning of life,

Discussing it with his friend was a real kaif.

The same thoughts were very good,

The main things were sleep and food.

They couldn’t help dreaming about wonderful life.

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 There was a business cat on the cushions,

Who thought about New Year resolutions.

There was so much to be done,

For improving life he had none!

But he really wanted to create biz illusions.

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There lived a cat, wielding autotraining,

He liked to do it when it was raining.

One hour was enough

To make himself laugh.

He invites everybody to a super training.

    

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There lived a giant, educated cat Pride,

Many people liked him to ride.

About sights he read,

Was very highbred.

In London he began to work as a guide.

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There was a cat on the coast.

What could he always boast?

Many walks he could display-

The best way for him to play.

Student’s motion after exams he liked most.

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There was a brave cat, named Loan,

Who watched the film “Home alone”.

Someone knocked at the door,

He could invent nothing more…

He fell on the guests like a stone.

 

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There was a great cat, very brave,

With his feet he could quickly wave.

He always tried very hard,

Worked as a safeguard,

He decided all presidents to save.

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There was a cat, who had a race

After the chips named nicely “Lace”.

 In them he was needy,

Was known very greedy,

He could quickly change his face.

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There was a cat, taking part in some show,

He had a little bit to grow.

The planet Rise could him entice,

He was very manful and nice

And positively said: “I must go!”

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There lived a cat and a dog, comparing their abilities,

To resolve the disputes they found many facilities.

The cat could swim with sticks,

The dog couldn’t climb a tree even with bricks.

The prize got the cat with outstanding abilities!

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There was an elegant cat,

He learnt about Gilette.

At the barber he was shaved,

Not a hair was saved.

The lucky beggar says: «The best a cat can get. »

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There was a cat with the name Outcome,

Who decided a penguin to become.

He granted interviews

For all TV news:

“Are there any problems?”- “Yes, there are some.”

 

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There lived a cat, very merry,

Who liked the cartoon “Tom and Jerry”.

He didn’t sleep or eat,

Nobody wanted to see or meet,

That cartoon lover, very merry!

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There lived a friendly kitten in Ink,

Who started green tea to drink.

The result was fine

His brains could shine,

Now he is helping everyone to think.

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There was a cat, wishing something find out,

After a long run he had some time out.

He turned all upside down,

Was like an unfortunate clown.

Hosts’ nervous laughter was sure to breakout.

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There was a cat in the village Rammstein,

Who tried to conquer a freulein.

She liked parody, he could know,

All role models he wanted to show

And to mimic for her famous Einstein.

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There lived a poor, homeless cat alone, 

Who watched once the film “Al Capone”.

He could something to learn

How money to earn.

Now he is prosperous Al Catpone.

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There lived some wonderful cat,

Who slept for10 years on the mat.

When he awoke,

He badly spoke,

At the mirror asked: “Who is that?”

[Uchilka]

 Коллеги просто поражают своими талантами.  Невозможно не поддержать растущий поток  лимериков.Немного о российских котах:

 

Moscow cats decided to form a club one day,

Tthey wanted the mice to go away.

But Mouse the Speaker had to object to them;

What will you eat for your  lunch, tell me then?

The cats have been lost in thought for today.

 

Two cats  from Russian town Myshkin

Were carried away by everyday fishing.

That hobby's  consiedered to be very nice.

So fishing tackle has bought by mice.

By clever mice from  town  Myshkin.

 

From  Russian  Murom Hercules the Cat

Began his  business trip to Kent,

Then to American Anchorage

To buy some oats  for porridge.

For healthy porrige for Hercules the Cat.

[Yekayekaterina]

There lived a cat with beautiful tan

Who had a very great plan.

He built a plant 

But on the slant.

All it looked like the house of snowman.

[yuliyakrasnouralochka]

There was an old cat in the States
It remembered all facts and all dates.
"On the 4th of July",
The cat mewed in reply,
"Independence was gained in the States".

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There was a cat, Status Quo’s fan,

“In the army now” he often sang,

The sergeant called him at night:

 “Stand up and fight!”

Now the cat does the best he can.

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There was a curious cat Fabrique,

He didn’t know the word “antique”.

Once an old vase he broke,

In many languages the owner spoke,

Now the cat knows the word “antique”.