Конкурс "Стань поэтом - сочини лимерик!"

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat, named Krips,

Who was told about trips.

It was not fun,

He was like a bun

And dreamt only about chips.

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived a cat that liked with the dog to play,

Beloved “Hide-and-seek” was for every day.

Their host was pretty,

Also creative and witty:

“There will be the game “Find the food” someday!”

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat who heard:

“You can find a friend abroad.”

He found a website,

Which was so bright,

Now he is always on the keyboard.

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat, who liked guests to feed,

 Many cookbooks he could really read.

Spanish food was cooked, Japanese,

Turkish, Russian and Chinese…

But in tasty, edible food he couldn’t succeed.

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived a kitten, Tom’s son,

Who once swallowed the sun.

He was like a shining toy,

Jumped for a great joy,

After such lope the sun could run.

[tam]

Ай да Метелкина! 

[metelckina liudmila]

Ай да Метелкина! 

Ну,Татьяна Геннадьевна! Вы меня насмешили! Еще на несколько лимериков вдохновили!

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived Bruce Lee that had a brave kitten,

For the pet special movements were written.

Trainings the baby kitten never missed,

Now he is every day kissed!

That Master of Martial Arts, the kitten!

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat who spent in Hide park a holiday,

He is sure to be the greatest storyteller someday.

He told about changes everywhere,

Living in Vasyuki or somewhere…

The most amazing thing-there will be his birthday every day!!!

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat, who liked the film “Godzilla”,

He shot a remake, named “Catzilla”.

He is going to make more remakes,

An order from Russia he takes,

Soon we’ll see on our screens “Verzilla”.

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived a cat who couldn’t be a politician,

But he is sure to become a great musician.

On invisible instruments he plays,

He is on rehearsals all days.

But he needs special, qualitative nutrition.

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There lived the happiest cat,

Who wanted to be slim, not fat.

He was suggested some fertilizer

Or batteries “Energizer”...

But he chose singing and dancing and does willingly all that.

[metelckina liudmila]

One day a boy was searching the Internet,

He found there a transformer cat.

The boy couldn’t sleep,

The cat wasn’t cheap.

The finder was amused by all that.

[metelckina liudmila]

Once I saw a beautiful cat in chadore,

She was standing in front of the door.

Her smile was so sweet,

I felt my strong heartbeat.

I came closer and saw, it was my boss Theodore.

Вот как начальники преображаются, когда от работы освобождаются!      

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived a Grumpy Cat that disliked Cappuccino,

Its hostess made the brand of Grumppuccino.

Everybody asks, “What’s the price?”

And they want to know more about this enterprise

While drinking their usual Cappuccino.

            

Интересно, а начальники пьют Капучино, когда приходят на работу чинно?      

[metelckina liudmila]

Коллеги! До 29 еще можно творить, сочинять и коллекцию лимериков всем вместе пополнять!

[Zvizda]

There was a young British cat,

Who was afraid of even seeing any mice or rat.

Once the cat was eating tasty cheese

When he saw the rat he began to sneeze!

But cat's master was proud of his pet!

[Zvizda]

There lived an old milkman of Greece,

Who just hated the cat of his niece.

"Where is my milk and cream?"-

The milkman shoutedat them with scream,

But the niece and the cat were sleeping in peace

[Zvizda]

There was an old empty house.

You just couldn't find there a louse.

But cat's family with kittens came there,

They were running, had fun everywhere!

And to live in that house began even a ( silly) mouse!

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a young British cat,

Who was afraid of even seeing any mice or rat.

Once the cat was eating tasty cheese

When he saw the rat he began to sneeze!

But cat's master was proud of his pet!

 

 

There lived an old milkman of Greece,

Who just hated the cat of his niece.

"Where is my milk and cream?"-

The milkman shoutedat them with scream,

But the niece and the cat were sleeping in peace

 

 

There was an old empty house.

You just couldn't find there a louse.

But cat's family with kittens came there,

They were running, had fun everywhere!

And to live in that house began even a ( silly) mouse!

Как я рада пополненью! А то начало охватывать какое-то волненье!

Браво! Желаю в таком же духе продолжать, всех радовать и удивлять!

[Dzyliya]

Thank you very much but I've lost the wish!

Dzyliya, простите, пожалуйста, если чем-то обидел. Но я хотел лишь только помочь Вам исправить некоторые недочеты. Дело в том, что, как раз в лимериках необходимо, чтобы рифмовались гласные звуки. Все мы делаем иногда ошибки и этого никак не избежать. Не останавливайтесь и продолжайте творить. У Вас хорошо получается.

 

Спасибо за веру в меня, но у меня такая же цель, как и у Вас - участие. Просто попробовать свои силы.

[tam]

Ну,Татьяна Геннадьевна! Вы меня насмешили! Еще на несколько лимериков вдохновили!

За это Вы мне должны авторский экземпляр своей книги лимериков, Людмила Викторовна!

[Yekayekaterina]

Once there lived a cat with a parrot,

The cat was as sweet as a carrot.

The parrot produced mew,

The cat could do very few.

This conversation took place in a garret. 

[Yekayekaterina]

There lived German Cat Van Clock

Who was famous for his tick-tock.

He had inside cuckoo

With an African tattoo.

I'll take him to disco to be a jock. 

[Yekayekaterina]

It's a still life with a dreamy cat,

The picture is nice and looks matt.

She ate only sweets and ice-cream

That helped her more to dream.

The cat was a real aristocrat.