Конкурс "Стань поэтом - сочини лимерик!"

[Yekayekaterina]

In a desert a cat met a snake,

"I'll catch you and bake!"

But the snake ran away

Not to be on a tray.

"Mrrr... I'd rather cook a pancake!"

[metelckina liudmila]

Once there lived a cat with a parrot,

The cat was as sweet as a carrot.

The parrot produced mew,

The cat could do very few.

This conversation took place in a garret. 

Как приятно вот так повстречаться и тихо, мирно пообщаться!!!      Здорово!

[metelckina liudmila]

За это Вы мне должны авторский экземпляр своей книги лимериков, Людмила Викторовна!

Обязательно, Татьяна Геннадьевна! Как только, так сразу!    

[Yekayekaterina]

It's a cat's favorite remote control unit,

He bought it after the selling his bullet.

Cat, you are strange!

Are you from a grange?

Stop watching TV, let's go to the brooklet!

[Yekayekaterina]

There was a cat who slept all his life,

A unique representative of wildlife.

Cat, good morning!

Please, stop yawning!

OK, it's your choice, no more strife!

[metelckina liudmila]

За это Вы мне должны авторский экземпляр своей книги лимериков, Людмила Викторовна!

Какие замечательные у смайлика кроссовки!

Прыгает в них он забавно и ловко!

Где бы такие удобные найти?

Может, кот встретит что-нибудь по пути?      

There was a cat, who got a money prize,

At the shop he got not one surprise.

Do you think the cat stopped?

He shopped till he dropped,

At home was upset: “The shoes are not my size!”

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived an amazing cat in a sink,

Who liked very often to think

About family life and career,

He had sometimes himself to cheer -

Between important thoughts he used to drink.

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat in a very bad mood,

He wasn’t given for a day any food.

 He promised to pull the computer plug,

The host threw the mouse to the rug…

All the dishes were prepared very good!

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a man, whose life was hard,

Who could from the problems guard?

He was told often

The cats could life soften...

He goes for a walk with hundreds of cats in the yard.

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a kitten, small but smart.

He could cure any aching heart!

He only purred on the heart and slept,

No surgical instruments were kept.

That remarkable cardiologist,very smart!

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a kitten at the show “A minute of fame”.

For the talented creature it was like an exciting game.

It sang a love song,

Said: ”So long!”

An expert commission wanted to know its name.

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived a cat in Baku,

Who liked to play Sudoku.

To cut a long story short,

For 16 hours it thought,

Didn’t solve the puzzle and said: “Cuckoo!”

[Yekayekaterina]

It is a cat from Japan,

A serious businessman.

He celebrated Christmas

In London, Boston and Dallas.

Visiting doctor is his another plan.

[Yekayekaterina]

It is a cat who likes ballet,

"I'm so skillful, hooray!"

She danced in a theater

In one of the city's center.

"I'm tired. I need to eat hay!"

[Yekayekaterina]

It's my kind cat's goldfish

That can make true any wish.

"Fish, I want to be very strong

Today, tomorrow and lifelong!"

" No, cat. You are too selfish!"

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a pussycat, named Tutti,

Who ate exclusively only Frutti.

Tutti met once Zemfira,

She gave her a mirror,

Tutti saw herself and exclaimed:” What a beauty!”

[Tonks]

[Yekayekaterina]

There lived a cat in Cairo

Who saved a little sparrow.

He was so brave,

The cat used to rave.

Saving the bird made him a hero.

[Yekayekaterina]

There lived a cat Francisco

Who created  system Cisco.

He pricked his ear

And got new idea.

Now he is fond of an old disco. 

[tam]

There lived a cat in Cairo

Who saved a little sparrow.

He was so brave,

The cat used to rave.

Saving the bird made him a hero.

 

 

[Yekayekaterina]

There lived a pompous cat long ago

Who was a financial boss in Chicago.

He forgot the address,

The cat got a stress.

He slept outside and woke in Carthago.

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived a cat in Cairo

Who saved a little sparrow.

He was so brave,

The cat used to rave.

Saving the bird made him a hero.

Екатерина, я рада Вашему вдохновению,

У этих двух друзей теперь супер настроение!

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat, named Kite,

Whose favourite drink was Sprite.

Loudly with mice he began to sing,

Could the mob to the kennel bring,

The dog nicely promised him to bite.

 

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived a tomcat, who liked bugs,

After breakfast he slept on rugs.

In his dream he sang a romance,

With ladies on the ball could dance…

When he woke, gave everyone hugs.

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived a pussycat in faraway lands,

Who was shot for many clothes brands.

To music she made many movements,

In feline T-shirts all had improvements,

Sang: “If you are happy and you know it, clap your hands!”