Конкурс "Стань поэтом - сочини лимерик!"

[Dzyliya]

My clever white and noisy cat

Sometimes in summer goes mad.

He jumps like goat

and even eats a little oat.

So I have to catch the mice for cat!

Изменено 29 июня, 2015 пользователем Dzyliya

[Dzyliya]

One day the cat flew to the Moon

but he forgot how the rocket move.

He was afraid of doing it,

so he decided to eat  some meat.

"I am too brave I will be able it to prove".

Изменено 29 июня, 2015 пользователем Dzyliya

[Yekayekaterina]

There were many cats on a tree,

Surprised, happy and absolutely free.

We celebrated my birthday yesterday,

It was a fantastic holiday!

Still they want to go on the spree.

[Dzyliya]

The beautiful cat's name was Tracy

In one hot summer day she became crazy.

She decided to fight with the dog.

she thought it was a frog.

After the fight she bacame razy.

Изменено 29 июня, 2015 пользователем Dzyliya

[metelckina liudmila]

There were three cats in London street,

They were singing a popular hit.

They sang in a dismal strain,

Soon it started to rain.

But the cats did not stop the bleat. 

 

Екатерина Юрьевна, вперед и с песней! Чем дальше, тем веселее!  

На дне рождения было ну ооооочень весело!      

[Dzyliya]

The kitten decided to paint the door.

But he could not hold the brush in his paw!

He painted ears, his nose and tail

it was the greatest kitten's life fail.

The kitten wished paint the  floor! 

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived one cat in the house

And this cat couldn't stand any mouse

Once it saw a nice dream -

Hundred mice brought a bream -

And since then it respects every mouse.

Чудесно, Юлия! Очень приятны, без сомненья, сны, вызывающие уваженье!

[metelckina liudmila]

The kitten decided to paint the door.

But he could not hold the brush in his paw!

He painted ears, his nose and tail

it was the greatest kitten's life fail.

The kitten wished paint the  floor! 

Какие замечательные мастера! С началом творчества! Ура!

[metelckina liudmila]

There lived in a village a cat, very sad,

Sorrows nearly drove him mad,

With limericks a book he found,

His face with a smile got round.

He forgot about everything! Not bad!

[Dzyliya]

The cat was looking at the bird

and he wished it so much  to be hurt.

The cat jumped very high

he thought  that he might fly.

But the ground made him burnt.

[Dzyliya]

Какие замечательные мастера! С началом творчества! Ура!

Спасибо!

[Dzyliya]

Екатерина Юрьевна, вперед и с песней! Чем дальше, тем веселее!  

На дне рождения было ну ооооочень весело!      

Классно!

[Yekayekaterina]

There are several cats who are astonished.

They can't believe their poem is abolished.

The cats didn't think much,

They wrote a new one in Dutch.

The cats proved that they were polished.

[Yekayekaterina]

There lived a cat in the village,
All day he did his proper tillage.
He was tired of hard work,
People called him a berk.
So, he bought another wide curtilage.

[Yekayekaterina]

Once a cat lost his glue,
All day I listened to his mew.
He came out at night,
What is there so bright?
"Granny, I've found your clew!"

[Yekayekaterina]

Once there lived a cat in underwater sphere,

He often used to read poems by Edward Lear.

Periodically he read them to fish

In English, Spanish and Irish.

Now reading the poems is his career.

[Yekayekaterina]

There lived a cat a famous traveller.

Recently he dropped his hobby a jeweler.

Once he went to Dubai,

It was just really so nigh.

Now he is a popular chancellor.

Изменено 17 июня, 2015 пользователем Yekayekaterina

[metelckina liudmila]

Once a cat lost his glue,

All day I listened to his mew.

He came out at night,

What is there so bright?

"Granny, I've found your clew!"

Остается только мечтать такой клубочек достать! Здорово!

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat with a hypnotic,charming look,

Who made a self-shot for his page in Facebook.

He magnetized so many friends,

In business he has many brands,

That up-and-coming cat with a promising look!

[metelckina liudmila]

There was a cat, involved in box,

Once he fought with a real fox.

The cat’s scary frown

Helped quickly knock down

That cunning and arrogant fox.

[Владислав]

There was a sneaky white cat,

Who had big round eyes and was fat.

He had bad timing

And liked annoying his owner Simon.

He broke everything in his path.

[Владислав]

There was a tall slim cat,

Who liked her little red hat.

She was so nice

And delighted everyone`s eyes.

Could not part with her little red hat.

[Владислав]

There once lived a cat, named Pat,

Who was so much fat.

Because of that,

That fat cat

Could not even fit her big hat.

[Dzyliya]

One stormy, rainy night 

Two cats began to fight.

They broke the window, chimney and roof,

The police had a photo it to prove.

The house had a terrible sight.

[Dzyliya]

One day cats had a conference

"We need to have a real defence.

Defence from cruel, cruel mice,

They have the teeth like strong, strong ice."

As the result they build the iron fence.